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About Me
- Pretty Hips.
- Given 1200 characters, how would you describe yourself? Given ten words, how would you describe yourself? It's not an easy task. You end up either sounding like an elitist bitch, or an attention seeking whore, neither of which were your aim when given the simple task. I mean, it should be very simple. You've been with yourself 24/7 since the day you were born, of not before that, so why is it so hard to tell someone about you? Drop a few facts, a few interesting key words, make them fall in love with you without giving them false hopes... If only it were that EASY. You can write about anything, you are here to write, are you not? And after everything you've ever written, published or not, why are YOU such a hard thing to write about? Do you not know yourself at all? Are you one of those people who look in the mirror and see a stranger? Of course, that may be stretching the truth a little... But metaphors are something so beautiful... We're here to connect the disconnected, so don't ask me about me.
2.49 = 2
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2.49 = 2
=
4.98 = 5
this is genial.
ReplyDeleteunfortunately, that's what happens.
however, we don't usually round with error of 25%. (exactly for this reason)
but you're right, and getting better at expressing the thoughts inside that pointy head :)
Yerrrrp.
ReplyDeleteI can do maths.
This was a proud moment for me, really.
ReplyDeleteI was in an argument, something that was pure opinion with no evidence on either side, but the guy smugly told me he'd believe me if I could make 2 + 2 = 5.
So, also smugly, I FUCKIN' DID.