Well, shit, the sarcasm and joker effect used within this peice is slightly overwhelming.
Apologies, I did not mean to cause malfunctions, it just happens on occasion; This is a special occasion.
Calls for a celerbration, a battle within the self, the battle to find the least likely. So hurry up and produce the glasses! A lot can be learned, in fact, just by losing! And what, in the great marmoset's name could be gained by coming out on top? Pride, satis- ooooooh. That feels good, right there.
Tchhh, feeling better now?
"I must say, I've lost my marbles! Fantastic! Wonderful!".
Did you not say there was yet ANOTHER!?
"Another, ye say!? Well in fact, yes! Yes! Yes! But let's not go into that, it's far too cruel on the woman's face. Did you see the look she gave -malfunction- !?"
Tut tut, I must say, you've lost your marbles. But then, I never saw you marbles and you never told me about them before, so how the hell do I know you ever had them?
"Because wh-why would one INSIST on losing something if it never was there to lose?"
Because they are insane!?
"Fantastic! Wonderful! You have passed this level. Onwards, dear warrior, and I love you, thanks a lot".
Wh-why thanking you, my little cumkins.