God fuck shit, now I'm obsessed with fractions.
I've already ruled out the existance of whole numbers.
5/8ths is larger than 0, but smaller than 1. 3/8ths is smaller than 0, but larger than -1.
There is no whole numbers!!!
(Easily sorted, since between 5/8ths and 3/8ths is 4/8ths, which happens to be 1/2, which could place 0 as half, but then every number would be half, and only two halves make a whole). HA! No whole numbers!